#Genital jousting help full#

Party mode has much more longevity, being a collection of randomly chosen X-rated Mario Party minigames, including wiener dog roundup challenges and a suppository-devouring contest. It’s entertaining for about 15 minutes until the complete lack of depth sinks in. Traditional mode is a simple competition to see who can overcome the wobbly physics engine and penetrate their opponents first (oh, by the way, the penises all have anuses on their back). The other two options are more worthwhile.

It’s as pointless as it sounds, unless you find “This penis is doing things that penises don’t normally do!” to be a joke that never gets old. Date Night has players accompany their chosen phalli on ten-second dates. Multiplayer is further divided into three categories: Traditional, Party, and Date Night modes. This makes sense, as the multiplayer component is arguably the better, more straightforward one, even if the other is more interesting for its sheer audacity.

#Genital jousting help full#

The first half is the primary focus, as it’s the part that’s been available in Early Access for some time the Steam description didn’t even mention a planned story mode until the day of the full release. It’s a game of two fairly distinct halves: the quirky, accessible multiplayer mode, and the still comedic but genuinely meaningful story mode (no, seriously). From a purely methodological perspective, the game is a slapdash curiosity at best, but it’s at least the most memorable slapdash curiosity since Goat Simulator. I love being able to imagine a more traditional publishing executive listening to the elevator pitch with his jaw agape, sputtering something along the lines of, “But that’s gay!” before having a little brain aneurysm and going off to throw money at the next obliviously macho military shooter. I don’t particularly like this game, but I love the fact that it exists. Most recently, thank you for Genital Jousting, the game about competitive intercourse between anthropomorphic penises. Discretion is advised.ĭevolver Digital, thank you for being what sometimes seems like the only boundary-pushing, risk-taking entity in an industry whose comfort zone has the radius of a hockey puck. Disclaimer: This review contains images and language that may offend readers.